A beautiful Sunday morning...

[OneFreeTexan]

.....the senior pastor awoke and decided it was just too beautiful day to spend it in church. He called the junior pastor and told him he was sick and could the junior do the sermon. The junior said he'd be happy to do it.

So the senior pastor grabbed his golf clubs and headed to a course about 40 miles away so he wouldn't be spotted. Up in Heaven Jesus said to God "Are you going to let him get away with that?" God answered "Don't worry, I've got it covered." Just then the pastor gave his tee shot, and a beautiful one it was.........300 yds, one bounce on the green and into the cup for a 'hole in one'.

Jesus said to God, "I thought you had it covered, why'd you let him make a hole in one?"

So God says "Who's he going to tell?"

[spearedum]

thanx Dante'