Wasps

[joseyclosey]

A world renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps is walking

down the High Street one day when he spots an advert in his local

record shop for "Wasp sounds from around the Globe". On further

enquiry he discovers that a vinyl recording of this subject has just

been released and a few copies are available in store there and then.

Naturally, being a world renowned expert in the sounds of European

Wasps he is curious and asks the young chap behind the counter if he

can have a listen to "Wasp sounds from around the Globe".

A few seconds later the world renowned expert in the sounds of

European Wasps is standing at one of those little sound stations with

his headphones on and a puzzled expression on his face. He removes

the headphones, walks back to the counter and catches the young sales

persons attention. "Excuse me" he says, "I'm a world renowned expert

in the sounds of European Wasps and I've just been listening to "Wasp

sounds from around the Globe", and I must say, there appears to be

some mistake. Those are no Wasp sounds with which I am familiar". The

young man dutifully checks the recording in question and assures the

world renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps that he is

indeed listening to "Wasp sounds from around the Globe".

Puzzled, the world renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps

returns to the headphones and once again begins to listen. After a

few seconds he once again returns to the counter and accosts the

young fellow there. "Excuse me" he says, "As I mentioned before, I am

a world renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps and I've just

been listening to "Wasp sounds from around the Globe" and I have to

say again, those are no wasp sounds with which I am familiar. Are you

certain I have been listening to the correct recording?" Slightly

exasperated by now, the young man checks the disc currently playing

and with a slightly sheepish grin confesses:- . . . . . . . . . . . .

. . . . . . . . . .

"Oops, sorry sir, I seem to have played you the bee side"

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[spearedum]

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