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Duz tha speke Yorkshire

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:19 am

Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs.

Apparently, Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth.

Police say the dangerous practice is called "e by gum"

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A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.

Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."

Vet: "Is it a tom?"

Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."

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A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.

Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"

Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"

Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft git!"

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"Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"

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Re: Duz tha speke Yorkshire

Post by Dave 101 » Sun Sep 15, 2013 9:56 am

Nice one , I don't think too many on this forum will get the jokes without knowing the accent though .

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Re: Duz tha speke Yorkshire

Post by Niner » Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:37 am

I think I can get it....eating a carrot ...18 carat.

I knew a couple of guys once in the Army from Virginia...one of the original colony states. They had a very mild southern to neutral accent...until some words came into play. For instance the "ou" sound. If they were saying "about" it would come out "a boat". And "out" would be "oat". Otherwise...they talked ordinary American.
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Post by dhtaxi » Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:18 pm

The Yorkshire dialect will probably be lost on our American cousins I live in Yorkshire and it takes me all my time to understand it.
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Re: Duz tha speke Yorkshire

Post by Aughnanure » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:49 pm

Do they swap gender like the folk in Dorset?

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Re: Duz tha speke Yorkshire

Post by BobB1 » Tue Sep 24, 2013 5:13 am

We have a lot of shrimpers that come down from the Outer Banks of North Carolina during shrimp season. They have been secluded there from colonial times to just recently. Nearly the same accent. I've got so I don't have to ask them to repeat it again before I understand.
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