The mind boggles!

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DuncaninFrance
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The mind boggles!

Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed Oct 16, 2013 1:01 pm

This would be an acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral...

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral
by the hospital he worked for most of his life...


A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service
as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the
heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed,
sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When all eyes
stared at him, he said, 'I'm so sorry... I was just thinking of my own
funeral...I'm a
gynecologist!'

The priest fainted
Duncan

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Re: The mind boggles!

Post by Dave 101 » Wed Oct 16, 2013 1:30 pm

LOL . Good job he wasn't a proctologist . :oops:

Dave
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