News Flash: Key West Florida

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Niner Delta
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News Flash: Key West Florida

Post by Niner Delta » Thu Nov 14, 2013 9:06 pm

The U.S. Navy intercepted three
boatloads of people off the coast of Florida today. This placed the Navy
in an awkward position, as the boats were not heading to, but away from Florida
toward Cuba. Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with
Americans who were all seniors on pensions trying to get to Cuba so as to be
able to return to the U.S. as illegal immigrants and therefore be entitled to
far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate U.S. pensioners.
The Navy , it is believed, gave them food, water, fuel, and assisted them
on their journey.


We are now booking the next boat out; let me know if you want to come along!

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Re: News Flash: Key West Florida

Post by Dave 101 » Fri Nov 15, 2013 12:33 am

I think I might try that in the UK as well , it seems to be the way .
Pop over to France for the day then sit in protest on the French side till they let me go to the UK and demand everything under the sun and get it .
Dave
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