Due to a fall in recruitment a batch of Cannibals joined the Army.
The CO welcomed them to the unit "Lovely to have you chaps here with us, just do me a favour and don’t eat anyone"
The weeks went by until the CO popped into talk to the chief "Um just checking but we seem to be missing a Corporal, you wouldn't know anything about that would you?" The Chief Cannibal said that he had not seen a corporal anywhere.
After the CO left the Chief got all the others together "Right who ate the Corporal? Come on I know you did!!!" A hand raised guiltily at the rear of the Group.
"YOU fool;s" Exploded the Chief. "For months we have been eating Officers and no one noticed but you had to go and eat someone USEFUL!!!!!!"
Cannibalism!
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
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Re: Cannibalism!
Don't call me "Sir", I was a Sergeant, I had to work for a living....... 
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