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Post by joseyclosey » Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:28 am

I was talking to my new neighbour last night, he's from China.

I asked him what he does for a living and he replied, "I have just opened a Crows shop, selling Crows."

I replied, " Don't you mean a clothes shop?"
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He said,"No, a Crows shop. Come in tomorrow and take a Rook."

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Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:43 am

CORNER!
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