Sunday school children were asked to draw their rendition of the Christmas story.
Most of the kids drew manger scenes to include the shepherds, angels, the star, the baby Jesus in the manger as would be expected. Little Jimmy proudly showed his picture of a jetliner. There were 4 distinct faces looking out the windows.
When the Sunday school teacher asked Jimmy to explain the drawing, he said it was the "flight out of Egypt." He pointed to the one face and said "that is Joseph," another face was Mary, the little face of course was Jesus.
The teacher asked him who is the face in the front of the plane. Jimmy replied, "It's Pontius, the pilot, of course."
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CORNER, NO DEVIATING, NO GET OUT CARDS - JUST CORNER, NOW!
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
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Forgive him, please!
That story reminded me of my childhood, the only difference was that it was a cabin bi-plane with twin engines (piston).
That story reminded me of my childhood, the only difference was that it was a cabin bi-plane with twin engines (piston).
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Eoin.
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