Tuesday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU,
tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over
me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
She looked deep & steady and I heard her slowly
say, 'You may not feel anything
from the waist down.'
I managed to mumble in reply, 'Can I feel your boobs, then?'
ICU Experience
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Karl/Pa.
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ICU Experience
Karl
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Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.