POTUS and a Reporter

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POTUS and a Reporter

Post by Karl/Pa. » Fri Feb 07, 2014 7:15 pm

"Mr. President, this week Syria told you to give them one billion taxpayer dollars, to destroy their WMDs."
"Then Afghanistan told you that we couldn't take back our own military
equipment without paying insane fees . . ."
"Then Libya told you that the United States couldn't enter their country
to come after the Benghazi killers. . . "
"And, Mr. President, an adult Bengal tiger weighs over 900 pounds."

POTUS says, "Wait - What does that last one have to do with me?"

"Until this week, that was the world's largest Pussy!"
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Re: POTUS and a Reporter

Post by Niner Delta » Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:39 pm

Now, now, you shouldn't pick on poor Mr. President, he hasn't been feeling well lately.........


They recently did a colonoscopy..........................and found a brain tumor......... :cool:

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Post by Aughnanure » Sat Feb 08, 2014 12:17 am

You Americans amaze me, we Australians would never speak disrespectfully about our Prime Minister, he is a lying, misbegotten bastard who couldn't lie straight in an Iron Lung but we treat him with respect.
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Sat Feb 08, 2014 1:10 pm

Well said Augie.
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Post by Niner Delta » Sat Feb 08, 2014 4:36 pm

It seems the Prez has worked hard to earn our disrespect....... :mad:

And we say those things about him so that the NSA, CIA, DHS, or some other alphabet group will
hopefully let him know what we think of him............... :mrgreen:

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Post by DuncaninFrance » Sun Feb 09, 2014 4:10 am

Aughnanure wrote:You Americans amaze me, we Australians would never speak disrespectfully about our Prime Minister, he is a lying, misbegotten bastard who couldn't lie straight in an Iron Lung but we treat him with respect.
Don't tell me you want Julia back already :loco: :loco: :loco: :loco:
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Re: POTUS and a Reporter

Post by Aughnanure » Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:09 am

NO!!!
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Post by DuncaninFrance » Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:16 pm

Aughnanure wrote:NO!!!

Thought not :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Post by blackisler » Sun Feb 09, 2014 3:12 pm

Is that a no or in your presidents words Yes
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Re: POTUS and a Reporter

Post by Aughnanure » Sun Feb 09, 2014 9:14 pm

That "NO" is a "NO"and we don't have a President, however when the POTUS says laugh we do more than just chuckle.
We 'uns knows on which side of our bread the drippin' has been spread!
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