Gun Control at Gander Mountain

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Karl/Pa.
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Gun Control at Gander Mountain

Post by Karl/Pa. » Tue Feb 11, 2014 12:40 am

It has already started at Gander Mountain Sporting Goods.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets, the
cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos
running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that
she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little more clear, dammit.

I still don't think I looked that bad.
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Re: Gun Control at Gander Mountain

Post by DuncaninFrance » Tue Feb 11, 2014 4:02 am

That's worth a Get Out Of The Corner Free card :lol: :lol:
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Re: Gun Control at Gander Mountain

Post by joseyclosey » Tue Feb 11, 2014 3:04 pm

:mrgreen:
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Re: Gun Control at Gander Mountain

Post by Aughnanure » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:26 pm

A really good one. Karl. (makes a change)
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Re: Gun Control at Gander Mountain

Post by Niner Delta » Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:55 pm

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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