Retirement........

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Retirement........

Post by Niner Delta » Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:02 pm

KEEPING A SHARP MIND IN RETIREMENT
As we slowly move through retirement, we need to keep
ourselves occupied with small projects.........
Like this guy trying to start his chainsaw.

I know, I saw it right away too.... No safety glasses or hearing protection.
And I caught something else that is really important: he has no gloves on.

I might be up in age but I am still sharp as a tack!.......... :mrgreen:



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Re: Retirement........

Post by Aughnanure » Fri Mar 07, 2014 6:37 am

You missed the fact that he'll get chain oil on his overalls, can't be to careful!
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Re: Retirement........

Post by DuncaninFrance » Fri Mar 07, 2014 6:58 am

Aughnanure wrote:You missed the fact that he'll get chain oil on his overalls, can't be to careful!

Good point Eoin!
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Re: Retirement........

Post by Niner » Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:15 am

Maybe he works for the Office of Homeland Security.
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