Moose Hunt

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Karl/Pa.
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Moose Hunt

Post by Karl/Pa. » Fri Mar 14, 2014 12:08 pm

Two hunters hired a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big bull moose.

As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one Moose.

The hunters objected, saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take them both...and he had exactly the same airplane as yours."

Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another bush pilot, gave in and everything was loaded.

However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load, and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, they survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, One asked, "Any idea where we are?"

He replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
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Re: Moose Hunt

Post by M14man » Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:08 pm

good one!
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