SCOTTISH COMPASSION

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SCOTTISH COMPASSION

Post by DuncaninFrance » Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:51 pm

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
He had no arms and no legs.

Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and
felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Scottish woman came to him and said, "'ave ya ever been f…..d, laddie?"

The man broke into a big smile and said, "No".

She said, "Aye, well ya will be when the tide comes in. :SCO:
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Re: SCOTTISH COMPASSION

Post by Aughnanure » Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:10 pm

Och! Aye!
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Re: SCOTTISH COMPASSION

Post by Niner Delta » Fri Mar 28, 2014 8:20 pm

The guy with no arms or legs, was his name Matt?????

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