A blind man & his dog are walking down the street. The light changes to RED,so the dog stops him. The dog hikes his leg & pisses on the man. The man immediately reaches in his pocket & removes a biscuit, which he starts to wave around in front of the dog.
A woman walks up & says “Don’t mean to butt in, but, do you think your dog needs a treat after that?” Guy says “I’m not rewarding him. I’m just trying to figure out where his head is, so I can KICK HIS ASS!”
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Re: Seeing Eye Dog
Just a minute while give that one a shave 
Duncan
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
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You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.