Just Sayin'

[Karl/Pa.]

#1 I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

#2 I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

#3 You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.

#4 Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.

#5 You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.

#6 I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

#7 I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row!

#8 I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

#9 Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains and in closets for murderers, if you find one, what's your plan?

Have a GREAT DAY

[joseyclosey]

No. 8 is a gooood plan.

[dhtaxi]

[Niner Delta]

Good ones...........

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