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Seems familier

Post by DuncaninFrance » Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:07 am

I thought you would want to know about this
e-mail virus. Even the most advanced
programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.
It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1958.

Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
Done that.

2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail. That too.

3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. Yep.

4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. Aha.

5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
Guilty.

6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished.
Oh , no not again.

7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND." And I just hate that.

8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE." Oh No.

IT IS CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."
Have I already sent this to you? Or did you send it to me?
Duncan

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
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Re: Seems familier

Post by Niner Delta » Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:58 pm

"IT IS CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."
Have I already sent this to you? Or did you send it to me?"


Both....I think.... :mrgreen:

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Re: Seems familier

Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:30 am

I don't remember :loco:
Duncan

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
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