The Cat, The Fish and The Dinner Party

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The Cat, The Fish and The Dinner Party

Post by Karl/Pa. » Mon Aug 18, 2014 3:40 pm

A man invited some friends over to their home where they were going to get together and than serve a stuffed whole baked fish he had caught while fishing with some of them earlier in the week.

While everyone was eating the appetizer, the wife came to the husband and whispered “Please come urgently to the kitchen.” He went to the kitchen where she explained that
while she was serving the starter, the cat ate a big chunk of the fish which she going to serve. The husband said, “Just fill the hole with stuffing and turn the other side up, nobody will notice.”

The fish was served and when they were nearly finished eating, he was again called to the kitchen. She said, “The cat is dead!” The man rushed back to his friends and apologized, “Something was wrong with the fish and everyone must have their stomachs pumped
out at the hospital.” When they came back everything was still fine and the man went to ask the wife “Where is the cat?”
“Oh,” said the wife “The cat is still by the road where the truck ran it down!”
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Re: The Cat, The Fish and The Dinner Party

Post by DuncaninFrance » Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:02 am

CORNER - FOR 2 WEEKS................
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