70mph Mobility Scooter!

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70mph Mobility Scooter!

Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed Oct 01, 2014 6:47 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqdDjzIjTlE
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Re: 70mph Mobility Scooter!

Post by Aughnanure » Wed Oct 01, 2014 9:00 am

There's a few old ladies* around here that I hope never see this video :bigsmile:





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Re: 70mph Mobility Scooter!

Post by Niner Delta » Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:40 pm

No big deal, there's a lawn mower that goes 116mph (187kph).............. :cool:
And it's just as much a lawn mower as that is a mobility scooter......... :mrgreen:
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Re: 70mph Mobility Scooter!

Post by DuncaninFrance » Thu Oct 02, 2014 5:57 am

And now :shock: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLh-zsFi5HY
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Re: 70mph Mobility Scooter!

Post by Niner Delta » Thu Oct 02, 2014 7:34 pm

Yes, but only 55mph............... :roll:



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Re: 70mph Mobility Scooter!

Post by DuncaninFrance » Fri Oct 03, 2014 4:35 am

That's because it hasn't passed the European Crash Test yet :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: 70mph Mobility Scooter!

Post by Niner Delta » Fri Oct 03, 2014 3:32 pm

Not sure, but this may be the fastest barstool........... :cool:
I wonder where the air bag is????
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Re: 70mph Mobility Scooter!

Post by Niner » Fri Oct 03, 2014 3:48 pm

Air bag? Sure you don't mean crash test dummy?
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