Heavy Breathing

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Karl/Pa.
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Heavy Breathing

Post by Karl/Pa. » Wed Nov 12, 2014 4:40 pm

I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when
I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,






signed:

The Flu

Now, quit thinking about sex and go get your flu shot.
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Re: Heavy Breathing

Post by deadin » Wed Nov 12, 2014 5:26 pm

I already did. Can I go back to thinking about sex now??? :bigsmile:
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Re: Heavy Breathing

Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed Nov 12, 2014 5:29 pm

Nurse comes tomorrow to give us ours :loco:
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