Bush's briefing

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Bush's briefing

Post by Niner » Sat Oct 01, 2005 12:06 am

Donald Rumsfeld was giving the President his daily briefing. He

concluded by saying “Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were

killed in the conflict in Iraq.”

“OH NO!” the President exclaimed. “That’s terrible!”

Rumsfeld sat stunned at this display of emotion, nervously

watching as the President sat, head in hands.

Finally, the President looked up and asked……

“How many is a Brazillion?”
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Post by joseyclosey » Sat Oct 01, 2005 8:39 am

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Post by spearedum » Sun Oct 02, 2005 6:30 pm

How many brazillions does it take to change a light bulb?
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