The lawyer says: "I have good news and bad news for you today."
The CEO replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer says: "Your wife invested $20,000 in five pictures and they are worth a minimum of $2 million."
The CEO replies enthusiastically: "Well done, that is very good news indeed! You've made my day; now what is the bad news?"
The lawyer answers: "They are pictures of you in bed with your secretary."
Good News and Bad News
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Karl/Pa.
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Karl
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Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.
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Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.