A testimony of true friendship

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Karl/Pa.
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A testimony of true friendship

Post by Karl/Pa. » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:31 pm

A testimony of true friendship



A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.

His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits there and listens in.

"My hair looks like shit and I don't have my makeup on.

The house is a mess, and the kids are being little monsters.

The dog is still not paper trained so he has pissed all over everything and it stinks.

The dishes are not done,

I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight because I'm too stressed out so you will just have to have pizza delivered, but only cheese cause that's the way I like it!

And why the hell did you bring him home unannounced for?"





"Because he's thinking of getting married."
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Re: A testimony of true friendship

Post by Niner Delta » Mon Dec 01, 2014 7:08 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A testimony of true friendship

Post by DuncaninFrance » Tue Dec 02, 2014 3:34 am

The truth is out there..............................
Duncan

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