Aston Martin used cars..........

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Aston Martin used cars..........

Post by Niner Delta » Wed Dec 10, 2014 8:37 pm

Aston Martin makes a lot of sense with their used car ads................. :cool:






OK, yes it's fake, check the spelling and the girl is a Playmate. And the motto is stolen from BMW.
The only thing real is the listed web site.
But it is still a nice photo.................. :mrgreen:
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Re: Aston Martin used cars..........

Post by DuncaninFrance » Thu Dec 11, 2014 3:54 am

What Aston?
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Re: Aston Martin used cars..........

Post by Aughnanure » Fri Dec 12, 2014 6:12 pm

Martin's Aston.
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Re: Aston Martin used cars..........

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sat Dec 13, 2014 3:39 am

Nope! got to concentrate on tailgating that woman driver.........................
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Re: Aston Martin used cars..........

Post by Dave 101 » Sat Dec 13, 2014 6:02 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anP9-v_di14

http://www.aston-martin.com/2013/02/24/ ... e-or-real/

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Re: Aston Martin used cars..........

Post by Niner Delta » Sat Dec 13, 2014 11:14 pm

"Nope! got to concentrate on tailgating that woman driver........................."

Careful Duncan, I'm sure you wouldn't want to rear-end her............ :cool:
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Re: Aston Martin used cars..........

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sun Dec 14, 2014 3:51 am

Need a second opinion Vern?
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Re: Aston Martin used cars..........

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sun Dec 14, 2014 5:15 am

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Aston Martin used cars..........

Post by Niner Delta » Sun Dec 14, 2014 5:04 pm

Here is my second opinion................ :mrgreen:
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