Another biker......

[Niner Delta]

Drunk in a biker bar...

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and

orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner

table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the

biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your

grandma's house today and I saw her in the

hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are

confused because he is one bad biker and would fight at the

drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says:

"I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever

had!"

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker

still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you

something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the

shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says,



"Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk."



Vern.

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