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Funny lot in N.Z.

Post by DuncaninFrance » Mon Jan 26, 2015 5:41 pm

A New Zealander walks into the bedroom
with a sheep on a leash and says....

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"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."


The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch,
you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
Duncan

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