Hot coffee

[Niner]

I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"
Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Presidents Day!" ..
She's smart, so I asked her "What does Presidents Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush or Clinton, maybe Abraham Lincoln...
She replied, "Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the White House."
She continued, "If he sees his shadow, we have another year of bullshit."
It hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.