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Hooters

Post by Niner Delta » Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:54 pm

After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at "Hooter's" to
see some friends and have some hot wings and drinks.

After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which
waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

So I told ‘em "The one who knows how to fix elevators."



I'm old, tired, and I pee a lot...........




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OK, that's just a joke, I pick this one............. :D
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Re: Hooters

Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed Feb 11, 2015 4:00 am

She's either got chicken legs or someone wasn't very good with the Photoshop work :loco:
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Re: Hooters

Post by Niner » Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:20 am

Hooters is s chicken place. It features wings and women with big breasts. Only natural to think of chicken legs. However... she looks just perfect to me. Makes me wish I were single and half my age......or minus another ten years from that to match up better with the probable age of that young woman.
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Re: Hooters

Post by Niner Delta » Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:15 pm

Duncan, you're right, she does have legs, I never noticed that........... :lol:
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