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general funnies

Post by M14man » Mon Mar 16, 2015 7:17 pm

Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque...
They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.

During last night's high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree.
A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said "We didn't even know they were living up there".

Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crime Watch is being shown 5 times a week now.

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick-pocketed..
How could anyone stoop so low?
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Post by Niner » Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:26 pm

Good thing you aren't a police officer sending those jokes in an email..... :roll:
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Post by Niner Delta » Mon Mar 16, 2015 9:47 pm

Probably from Hillary's private email............. :lol: :lol:
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Post by Niner » Mon Mar 16, 2015 11:33 pm

Nobody...including the government spooks....will ever see Hillary's email. She learned her lesson with what happened to that general who was head of the CIA for a few months. And Hillary isn't likely to have any lover either.
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Post by Aughnanure » Tue Mar 17, 2015 8:12 am

Niner wrote:Nobody...including the government...... And Hillary isn't likely to have any lover either.
Aw! C'mon be fair; there are some desperate blokes left.
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