Urinals Too High

[Karl/Pa.]

A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs ) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants,
and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wee to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.'

'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help........'

[Aughnanure]

I had a good chuckle at this as it's long been one of my continuing complaints that most councils, clubs etc., make no provision for little people.
What made me laugh was remembering going to the Mens , near the fish market in Galway,(Ireland) many years ago.
I'd just finished when a voice beside me said,

"Cou'd ya liff me upta pee, Mista."

I obliged and with his feet on the elevated urinal he was able to look after himself.
Thanked me very much.

This was way back in 1979 and with today's attitudes I'd hesitate to be of such assistance.
Probably take the easy option and tell him to use the floor drain.
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Whilst on the subject of urinals; at Churchgate Station on the Mumbai suburban railway, the 'Gents' had a trough with running water in it as a urinal; it worked fine, no smell at all (no idea where the water went).
The toilets were modernized and fitted with individual bowls that empty into the original trough of running water.
There is/was no provision to flush the bowls so now the whole place stinks (or it did a couple of years ago when I was last there).

Progress.

[Niner Delta]

Favorite urinal joke..............


An Army soldier and a Marine next to each other at the urinals, the soldier finishes and starts to walk
out, the Marine says, "Didn't they teach you in the Army to wash your hands when you're finished?"
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Soldier, "No, in the Army they taught us not to piss on our fingers."