There were three old black ladies getting ready to take a plane across the ocean. The first lady said,
"I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gonna wear me some hot pink panties before I gets on dat plane"
"Why you gonna wear dem fo ?" the other two asked.
The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a cornfield, dey gonna find me first."
The second lady says, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some florescent orange panties."
"Why you gonna wear dem ?" the others asked.
The second lady answered: "Cause if dis airplane is goin' down and I'm floating butt-up in the ocean, dey can see me first."
The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties"
"What? No panties?!" the others said in disbelief.
"Dat's right, you heard me. I'm not wearing any panties," the third lady said,
"cause if dis plane goes down, honey dey always look for da black box first."
Plane trip
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Second one is smartest
She knew that that the "black box" on an airplane is painted orange.
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