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Post by Karl/Pa. » Fri May 15, 2015 4:55 pm

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Post by deadin » Fri May 15, 2015 5:09 pm

I Want One!!! :loco: :bigsmile:
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Post by Niner Delta » Fri May 15, 2015 5:44 pm

That's one of the cooler things I've seen lately........ :mrgreen:

It actually reminds me of some of the older industrial machinery I worked on back in the days
before electronics, circuit boards, servos, etc.
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Post by M14man » Fri May 15, 2015 8:02 pm

One for the glove compartment, one needed in the kitchen...
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Post by DuncaninFrance » Sat May 16, 2015 12:56 am

That is AWESOME :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
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Post by Aughnanure » Sat May 16, 2015 6:07 pm

DuncaninFrance wrote:That is AWESOME :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
I thought that you had one :bigsmile:
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Post by DuncaninFrance » Sun May 17, 2015 2:44 am

No Eoin, I use a sommellier's knife - the fastest and most efficient way to open a bottle :lol: :lol:
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Post by Niner » Sun May 17, 2015 10:15 am

I have a friend who is a wino.. ... I mean a connoisseur of fine wines. He invested in a "Rabbit" which he says is the finest made. Looks like it costs about $39 so it ought to be. But....... I guess if you drink wine regularly and if it lasts a lifetime it's worth it.


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Post by DuncaninFrance » Sun May 17, 2015 11:59 am

The BIG minus with all these products is they don't fit easily into your pocket AND they cost. I paid €3,50 for my sommeliers knife about 8 years ago and it still works perfectly....................
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Post by Niner Delta » Sun May 17, 2015 6:30 pm

Or you could.................

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