Senior Citizen Trying to Change Password

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Karl/Pa.
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Senior Citizen Trying to Change Password

Post by Karl/Pa. » Mon Jun 15, 2015 7:31 am

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password



USER: cabbage



WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than
8 characters.



USER: boiled cabbage



WINDOWS: Sorry, the
password must contain 1 numerical character.



USER: 1 boiled cabbage



WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.



USER:
50bloodyboiledcabbages



WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at
least one upper case character.



USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages



WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case
character consecutively.



USER:
50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!



WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.



USER:
ReallypissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow



WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
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M14man
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Re: Senior Citizen Trying to Change Password

Post by M14man » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:46 am

Just about the truth....now try to remember it...
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Re: Senior Citizen Trying to Change Password

Post by DuncaninFrance » Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:31 am

Problem Solved!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/i ... nking.html

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Re: Senior Citizen Trying to Change Password

Post by Niner Delta » Mon Jun 15, 2015 3:44 pm

:shock: :oops: :evil: :roll:
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