A wise person once said.
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize and don't like to admit that
the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice,
but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - Priceless.
3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molsons, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
5. I haven't verified this on Snopes yet, but it sounds legit:
A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
True.......
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