For those who enjoyed Monty Python..........

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For those who enjoyed Monty Python..........

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sun Aug 16, 2015 2:39 am

...........and for those who didn't too :roll:

Mr Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!'

All things dull and ugly
All creatures short and squat
All things rude and nasty
The Lord God made the lot
THE MEANING OF LIFE

Dennis: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
King Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL

Reg: 'All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health ... what have the Romans ever done for us?'
THE LIFE OF BRIAN

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Duncan

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