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A gun story

Post by Niner » Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:24 pm

Joe walked into a crowded bar, waving his holstered pistol and


yelled, "I have a .45 Colt with an eight shot clip and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife!"


A voice from the back of the room called out, "You don't have enough ammo."
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Re: A gun story

Post by Niner Delta » Thu Oct 22, 2015 5:31 pm

Ouch.......... :mrgreen:
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Re: A gun story

Post by Niner » Thu Oct 22, 2015 5:57 pm

A 6/31st guy sent me that joke, Vern.
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Re: A gun story

Post by Niner Delta » Thu Oct 22, 2015 6:56 pm

Good joke, I"m probably going to steal it................ :mrgreen:
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Re: A gun story

Post by DuncaninFrance » Fri Oct 23, 2015 2:47 am

I did :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
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Re: A gun story

Post by Aughnanure » Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:57 am

I've added it to my repertoire!
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Re: A gun story

Post by M14man » Fri Oct 23, 2015 9:05 am

and I thought that joke so old that I heard it in the 70's....
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Re: A gun story

Post by Niner » Fri Oct 23, 2015 9:52 am

M14man, I bet it's older than that. :bigsmile:
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Re: A gun story

Post by Aughnanure » Fri Oct 23, 2015 6:47 pm

Must be modern 'cause old 1911s only hold 7 in the magazine :D
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Re: A gun story

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sat Oct 24, 2015 5:57 am

Exactly Eoin :loco: :loco:
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