One for the Brits

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One for the Brits

Post by joseyclosey » Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:59 pm

Kate Moss meets Jeremy Clarkson

"Who are you"??? she asks

"I do Top Gear" he replies

"Great, can i have 4 grams"

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Post by dromia » Sat Oct 15, 2005 2:42 pm

Moss? Clarkston?

Who are they?

What Gun Club are they in?

This "joke" is meaningless Joe :?:
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Post by Tom-May » Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:29 pm

Adam,

I assume this means that you either don't have (or don't use) a TV set and have managed to avoid seeing the front pages of out 'tackier' tabloids? :cool:

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Very Mysterious

Post by Niner » Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:53 pm

I know I'm not supposed to get it..... and I don''t have clue. Joe or Tom, care to explain it to the American contingent?
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Post by Pilgrim » Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:21 pm

ditto, never heard of them.
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Post by Aughnanure » Sun Oct 16, 2005 12:14 am

HaHaHaHa Antipodean laughter---- I got it :lol: :lol:

Eoin.
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Post by Tom-May » Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:29 am

"...I know I'm not supposed to get it..... and I don''t have clue. Joe or Tom, care to explain it to the American contingent?..."
For non-UK members (mainly)

Kate Moss is a high profile model who has recently been caught on camera (by one of the tabloids) using Colombian Marching Powder and, as a result, has been dropped from a number of (previously) very lucrative modelling contracts.

Jeremy Clarkson is a TV 'personality' who introduces a car enthusiasts

programme called "Top Gear"

Any help?

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Post by joseyclosey » Sun Oct 16, 2005 12:34 pm

Cheers Tom ;)

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Post by dromia » Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:37 pm

Sooooooooooo :?:
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Post by joseyclosey » Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:56 pm

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