Please don't shoot me......

[Niner Delta]

A middle aged man was at the dentist having his dentures examined. They were in pretty bad shape,
and the teeth were starting to come loose and fall out.
The dentist asked him what he had been eating.
The man told him, "I have eggs Benedict every morning for breakfast."
"Oh," said the dentist, "there's your trouble.
The acid of the hollandaise sauce is corroding your denture plates."
"But I like eggs Benedict, and I don't want to give it up."
"That won't be necessary. I'll just make you a new set of plates out of chrome, because, as everyone knows...............


there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise!"

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[Niner]

That one is so bad it's good. I stole it and posted it at another site where they tell really bad jokes.

[DuncaninFrance]

CORNER! It must be free by now.....................

[Niner Delta]

I posted it because it was one if the worst things I have read lately.........

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[Niner Delta]

And to continue with bad jokes..............

(No, the doors are not going to open.)

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