1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize and don't like to admit
that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice,
but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - Priceless.
3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molsons, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
A wise person once said.......
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Niner Delta
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A wise person once said.......
Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.