Austrailian Poem about Tomatoes

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Karl/Pa.
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Austrailian Poem about Tomatoes

Post by Karl/Pa. » Mon Feb 15, 2016 12:26 pm

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I know a young Muslim whose name is Jim,
I really love throwing tomatoes at him,
Tomatoes are soft and don't hurt the skin,
But these maters do, because they're still in the tin.

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