The blond and the milkman

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The blond and the milkman

Post by Niner » Sun Feb 21, 2016 2:19 pm

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful.

She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. 


When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.

He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.


So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said.

"I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.

Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons.

I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can
 Look young and beautiful again.


The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?

The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes."
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Re: The blond and the milkman

Post by Niner Delta » Sun Feb 21, 2016 4:55 pm

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Re: The blond and the milkman

Post by DuncaninFrance » Sun Feb 21, 2016 5:10 pm

Where's my razor...............
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