Onion....

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Onion....

Post by joseyclosey » Wed Mar 09, 2016 3:52 pm

Just to let you all know, I've been admitted to Hospital.
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I've just gone and poisoned myself.
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I ate what I thought was an onion but it was a Daffodil Bulb.
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They said I'll be out sometime in the Spring! ;)
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Re: Onion....

Post by DuncaninFrance » Thu Mar 10, 2016 3:39 am

Oooooo, Narcissusty :shock: :lol: :lol:
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