No Sense Of Humor

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No Sense Of Humor

Post by Karl/Pa. » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:37 pm

This guy's wife has no sense of humor...

A guy and his wife are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while they are in bed. He turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No." She answered. He said, "Is that your final answer? "Yes." She replied.

Then he said, " I'd like to phone a friend." That's the last thing I remember.
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Post by spearedum » Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:20 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
"We do not stop laughing because we grow old;
We grow old because we stop laughing!"

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear: DRIVE FASTER!!!
I found the mirror at a wrecked race car at California (AAA) Speedway
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Post by wh12725 » Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:42 pm

:lol: :cry:
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Post by spearedum » Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:42 am

:cry: :roll: :!: :?: :mrgreen: :?:
"We do not stop laughing because we grow old;
We grow old because we stop laughing!"

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear: DRIVE FASTER!!!
I found the mirror at a wrecked race car at California (AAA) Speedway
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