A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for
a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are
you?”
“Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the
mother warns. “It is not polite.”
“Ok,” the little girl says. “How much do you weigh?”
“Now really,” the mother says, “these are personal
questions, and really none of your business.”
Undaunted, the little girl asks, “Why did you and daddy
get a divorce?”
“That is enough questions, honestly!” The exasperated
mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
“My Mom wouldn’t tell me anything,” the little girl says
to her friend.
“Well,” said the friend, “all you need to do is look at
her drivers license. It is like a report card—it has
everything on it.” Later that night, the little girl
says to her mother, “I know how old you are. You are
32.”
The mother is surprised and asks, “How did you find that
out?”
“I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.” The mother is
past surprise and shocked now.
“How in heaven’s name did you find that out?”
“And,” the little girl says triumphantly, “I know why
you and daddy got a divorce.”
“Oh really?” the mother asks. “And why’s that?”
“Because you got an F in sex.”
Vern.
Kids......
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