Boudreau

[Niner Alpha]

Boudreaux, the Cajun fireman came home from his work one day and said to his

wife, "Y know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station.

Bell 1 rings -- we put on our jackets, Bell 2 rings -- we slide down de

pole, Bell 3 rings -- we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.

From now on, when I says "Bell 1" I want you to strip naked. When I says

"Bell 2" you jump on de bed. When I says "Bell tree" we's gonna mek love all

tru de night.

The next night he came home and shouted, "Bell 1" and she stripped

naked. "Bell 2" and she jumped on the bed. "Bell 3" and they started to make love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell 4"

What de hell is "Bell 4" ? He asked

She replied: "Roll out more hose, you ain't nowhere near de fire.