One for the ladies

joseyclosey · Post by **joseyclosey** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:36 pm

WOMEN

Women are like apples on trees

The best ones are on the tops of trees.

Most men don`t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt

Instead, they sometimes take apples from the ground that are not as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along; the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

MEN

Men are like a fine wine.

They begin as grapes; and it`s up to women to stamp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

dhtaxi · Post by **dhtaxi** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:31 pm

Iv been well stamped over the years.

joseyclosey · Post by **joseyclosey** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:53 am

Cheer up Dave

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v14/j ... fhoch1.gif[/pic]it cant be that bad, can it?

Joe