A Redneck Christmas

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Karl/Pa.
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A Redneck Christmas

Post by Karl/Pa. » Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:47 pm

In a small Texas town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature bothered me: the three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankees never read your Bibles!"I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.

She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar.'"
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Post by spearedum » Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:05 pm

I take Zantex for afar in my gut!

Thanx Dante' :CA: :salute:
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