Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Post by Niner Delta » Sat Apr 29, 2023 6:15 pm

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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Post by Niner Delta » Tue May 02, 2023 3:17 pm

Here's some groaners for you.

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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Post by Niner Delta » Thu May 04, 2023 12:15 am


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A guy stopped at a watering hole in Seattle where there is a robot bartender.

The robot says, “What will you have?

The guy replies: “Whisky.”

The robot brings back his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “168.”

The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.

After the guy leaves and the more he thinks about it, the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.

The robot asks, “What’s your drink?”

The guy answers: “Whisky.”

The robot returns with his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

The man replies, “100.” The robot talks about NASCAR, Budweiser, and the NHL.

The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in his “experiment” that he decides to try again.

He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he wants to drink.

The man replies: “Whisky.”

The robot brings the drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

The man answers, “50.”

The robot leans in real close and asks,

“So . . . are . . . you.... people . . . still.... happy . . . with .... Biden?”



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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Post by DuncaninFrance » Thu May 04, 2023 3:08 am

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't wake him up!!
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Post by Niner » Mon May 08, 2023 5:11 pm

:loco:
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Post by Niner Delta » Mon May 08, 2023 9:34 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Post by Niner » Mon May 15, 2023 11:23 am

:loco:
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Post by Niner » Wed May 17, 2023 10:04 am

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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Post by Niner » Sat May 20, 2023 1:11 pm

Sales calls have to be answered with caution, speaking slowly and distinctly.
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Re: Random Meaningless Pictures-Lets See Them

Post by Niner » Wed May 24, 2023 9:11 am

Things that inventors think of that should have probably been forgotten.
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