Sean and Cilla ( adult)

joseyclosey · Post by **joseyclosey** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:48 pm

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite being 72 years of age,he could still have sex 3 times a night.

Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun.

So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.

Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my bawls in your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand".

Cilla looks a bit perplexed,but says "Okay".

He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before. Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to.......

I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun".

Cilla complies with the routine. Again, the results are absolutely mind blowing.

Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, this 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in the other - does it really stimulate yer that much?"

Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a scouser , she stole ma wallet !".

spearedum · Post by **spearedum** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:44 pm

"... shlept with a scouser"... twhat's the American translation for shlept with a scouser?

Thanx Dante'

BOLOMK1 · Post by **BOLOMK1** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:00 pm

Hmmmm,Looks like Sean was taking a poke at Liverpudlians (Scousers) and aging Pop Stars.Cilla sang the theme to "Alfie" many moons ago. I t'ink maybe Joe is influenced by proximity to the Scot's Borderlands?

John

dromia · Post by **dromia** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:46 am

No way John, Joe's a FEB.

joseyclosey · Post by **joseyclosey** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:36 pm

Through and Through

Joe

joseyclosey · Post by **joseyclosey** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:41 pm

@ speardum

"... shlept with a scouser"

Slept with a inhabitant of Liverpool,

Liverpudlians have a habit of stealing anything thats not nailed down.... .............

supposedly

Joe

spearedum · Post by **spearedum** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:48 pm

Ah... sounds like a grand recrutting place for the M' Buryl Ramgers!

Thanx Dante'