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Weii,

Post by Aughnanure » Thu May 23, 2024 6:44 am

A crew of volunteers comes together to build a new church using donated materials. They work hard and soon have the structure completed. Now it’s time to paint the church. They look at the paint that’s been donated and realize they don’t have enough to cover the entire building. One man says, “We have lots of paint thinner. Why don’t we thin the paint so it will go farther?” So that’s what they do. They’re almost finished covering the walls of the church when a big black cloud gathers above them. Boom! Crack! Lightning flashes and thunder rolls and rain falls in a torrent until it washes all the paint off the church. Then out of the cloud a deep voice thunders, “Repaint! And thin no more!”
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Re: Weii,

Post by Niner Delta » Thu May 23, 2024 10:06 pm

Who knew that God had a lisp?? .... :shock: :mrgreen:

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